The Pussy Strikes Back.

The New Chapter.
Coming Soon.

My First Book Signing!

1000 Days of Celibacy: A Race Against the Cockatoo is available through Amazon.com, Lulu.com and BarnesandNoble.com! Thank you to all my fans, friends and family who joined me for this amazing night!

Remember, Screw You Cockatoo!

Meetup.com

My Book, My Cake Decorating Teacher and I made the Meetup.com homepage!

Merry Christmas and She's Baaaaaaaaaaaack

When you move to a new city an amazing thing happens. You start to realize that no one knows who you are. You have no reputation, you have no past -- all you have is a clean slate and nothing but a future that is in your hands.

So leave it to me to bring my muddled past into my bright future.

But you know what, it's okay to look back on your past and learn from the mistakes you've made.

And thus the idea for the book 1000 Days of Celibacy: A Race Against the Cockatoo was born.

It is a collection of my best writings, chronicling my dating misadventures and mishaps - combined with some new writings - so personal that I could never post them publicly for fear of ridicule or down right lawsuits.

In the end, this book is dedicated to my Exes, may you consider this your closure...

Copies of my book can be purchased by clicking here - I will be signing the first 100 Copies, so be quick and don't miss out!

Copies will also be available on Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com starting in late January.

Merry Christmas!!