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Monday, November 13, 2006

The Countdown Has Begun

So you people might be wondering what this is all about. Well ladies and gentleman, let me tell you a little something about me...

I'm 22. I'm Blonde. I'm Busty. I like to consider myself on the pretty side of average.

Oh and there's that little fact that I've not had sex for almost 1000 days. Well, 958 days to be exact.

So my co-workers put me up to this blog, encouraging me to document my experiences on my quest to achieve 1000 days of celibacy. Maybe I'll make it, Maybe I'll go insane. Who knows, I'm half-way to insanity anyway --- maybe it's time for some man-rape! (Oh yes people, there's more of that to come)

So people, join me! Join me on this both magical and pathetic quest of self-discovery. Join me on the quest for...

1000 Days of Celibacy!

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