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Merry Christmas and She's Baaaaaaaaaaaack

When you move to a new city an amazing thing happens. You start to realize that no one knows who you are. You have no reputation, you have no past -- all you have is a clean slate and nothing but a future that is in your hands.

So leave it to me to bring my muddled past into my bright future.

But you know what, it's okay to look back on your past and learn from the mistakes you've made.

And thus the idea for the book 1000 Days of Celibacy: A Race Against the Cockatoo was born.

It is a collection of my best writings, chronicling my dating misadventures and mishaps - combined with some new writings - so personal that I could never post them publicly for fear of ridicule or down right lawsuits.

In the end, this book is dedicated to my Exes, may you consider this your closure...

Copies of my book can be purchased by clicking here - I will be signing the first 100 Copies, so be quick and don't miss out!

Copies will also be available on Amazon.com and Barnesandnoble.com starting in late January.

Merry Christmas!!

The Countdown Has Begun

So you people might be wondering what this is all about. Well ladies and gentleman, let me tell you a little something about me...

I'm 22. I'm Blonde. I'm Busty. I like to consider myself on the pretty side of average.

Oh and there's that little fact that I've not had sex for almost 1000 days. Well, 958 days to be exact.

So my co-workers put me up to this blog, encouraging me to document my experiences on my quest to achieve 1000 days of celibacy. Maybe I'll make it, Maybe I'll go insane. Who knows, I'm half-way to insanity anyway --- maybe it's time for some man-rape! (Oh yes people, there's more of that to come)

So people, join me! Join me on this both magical and pathetic quest of self-discovery. Join me on the quest for...

1000 Days of Celibacy!

Bloggers Note: Blog Entries prior to 2011 are available for your reading pleasure in 1000 Days of Celibacy: A Race Against the Cockatoo which is available for purchase at Amazon.com and BarnesandNoble.com!